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to know that rivers of blood cells dutifully carry their oxygen-enriched asses over to my bleating mass of living pipes over 300 times a day for the entirety of their lives

...and that their numbers rival the slave population at its height

emo's suddenly seem so considerate

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RoTTeNBC
Miser of Magic
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I see your taxes are lacking in muffins.

How sad.
I'd prefer you to live.
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:iconkaioth:
kaIoth Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Beware! BEWARE OF THE MAN!
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emibean95 Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you. for the fav. Iloveyou :iconmegustabishieplz:
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RoTTeNBC Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
when life gives u lemonade

u make

JELLY-FILLED ERECTION NUTS

NOW GO!
GRACE PASSERBY WITH YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE
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emibean95 Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh. Oh my. I shall. I will. I WILL DO AS YOU HAVE TOLD ME TO DO.
I will not let you down
I promise
I won't fail
Probably will, deal :iconimseriousplz:
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:iconkaioth:
kaIoth May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What happened to them updates Rotten?
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:iconrottenbc:
RoTTeNBC May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SHUT UP

i retain all awesome despite that monumental lie
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:iconkaioth:
kaIoth May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Tis a lie is what you be speaking in. I DEMAND more updates you fool.
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mbd7262 May 7, 2012  Student General Artist
I just had to say, OH MY SWEET JEBUS I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC! Whatevery that animal may be, it is amazing. XD
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:iconrottenbc:
RoTTeNBC May 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I refer you to the nonexistent journal highlighting my few encounters with the beast.

If that doesn't help, then see below.
I managed to cage one in an invisible box, and beam it into unreality, forever trapping it in the interweb.

What, precisely, it is is largely a mystery.
Some say it's a figment of our imagination, made due to an acute lack of awesome. Others believe it's a divine animal, directly descended from Olaf, the Bromeedian Bruiser from some game I play. Still others think it to be a deformed ice cream cone with absurdly puny legs.

All agree that the proper term for it would be "rainbow sheep".
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mbd7262 May 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes, my initial inclination was to call at a rainbow sheep, but, having actual sheep, I decided it looked more like a clown wig come to life than a sheep. I do decidedly love it though.
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Elitropio Apr 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav.
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:iconfanofnaruto5:
Thanks for the watch :3
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SuNsKyle Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav :D
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SuNsKyle Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahaha maybe :meow:
I always say that I fallen in love with the "love" :D
anyway thanx again ^^
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:iconkaioth:
kaIoth Mar 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Everyone below this line is jelly

ANTI JELLY SHEILD-----------------------------

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:iconrottenbc:
RoTTeNBC Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
it is extremely ineffectual!
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Owlivia Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
For your kindly fav, allow me to bestow upon you a llama badge.
Wear it with pride, bouncy rainbow sheep.
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:iconrottenbc:
RoTTeNBC Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I AM HONORED.

YOUR TRIBUTE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN.
I WILL FATHER AN ARMY THE LIKES OF WHICH NONE HAVE KNOWN.
AND IT WILL HAVE RAINBOWS APLENTY.
APLENTY
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RoTTeNBC Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i could of sworn i commented on this!

alas.
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:iconodogidydog:
Thanks for the watch
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green2106 Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!!!
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:iconrottenbc:
RoTTeNBC Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No soliciting!
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