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IT WARMS MY HEART
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to know that rivers of blood cells dutifully carry their oxygen-enriched asses over to my bleating mass of living pipes over 300 times a day for the entirety of their lives
...and that their numbers rival the slave population at its height
emo's suddenly seem so considerate
...and that their numbers rival the slave population at its height
emo's suddenly seem so considerate
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i wish
1 min read
i wish, i was a fish
so i could swim all day in the shit and feces of my own species
honestly, that sounds very enjoyable
i mean, wouldn't u just love to breathe the very stuff u crap out your pinhole of an anus daily?
why am i even asking that, of course u do!
so i could swim all day in the shit and feces of my own species
honestly, that sounds very enjoyable
i mean, wouldn't u just love to breathe the very stuff u crap out your pinhole of an anus daily?
why am i even asking that, of course u do!
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TODAY
1 min read
i did something unheard of: i drew!
and i can safely say drawing a creeper has been one of the most awkward virtual experiences of my life
it seemed eerily reminiscent of a male's manhood until i put the head in, which then made it distressingly similar to a distorted version of said private part
also, i think ill get back into making journals of indisputable win
...for some reason ive been more productive as of late!
drugs
and i can safely say drawing a creeper has been one of the most awkward virtual experiences of my life
it seemed eerily reminiscent of a male's manhood until i put the head in, which then made it distressingly similar to a distorted version of said private part
also, i think ill get back into making journals of indisputable win
...for some reason ive been more productive as of late!
drugs
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sweet
it's dip your pom-pom in a steaming vat of hot chocolate day
u can guess what im going to do!
yeah, that's right: beat a panda bear senseless
it's dip your pom-pom in a steaming vat of hot chocolate day
u can guess what im going to do!
yeah, that's right: beat a panda bear senseless
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IM SADLY AWARE
1 min read
that my beautiful journals have not haunted your lovely dreams for many a month!
As such, I, RoTTeN of the Quifflebacks, Sheriff of the Neighborhood Dickhead Watch, and benevolent dictator-for-life have recently struck a pact with my significant other, robert rufflepout (whose name, I assure you, is not worthy of fine titles and capitalized syllables)
AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL RID YOUR NIGHTMARES OF GHASTLY FUTURES FILLED WITH MISPRONOUNCED WORDS AND UNCONSIDERED PROMISCUITIES
My cape rustles as I crane my elbow, and as it blows, propelled by a fiery gust, my fist rises to loud applause
"HUZZAH!"
As such, I, RoTTeN of the Quifflebacks, Sheriff of the Neighborhood Dickhead Watch, and benevolent dictator-for-life have recently struck a pact with my significant other, robert rufflepout (whose name, I assure you, is not worthy of fine titles and capitalized syllables)
AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL RID YOUR NIGHTMARES OF GHASTLY FUTURES FILLED WITH MISPRONOUNCED WORDS AND UNCONSIDERED PROMISCUITIES
My cape rustles as I crane my elbow, and as it blows, propelled by a fiery gust, my fist rises to loud applause
"HUZZAH!"
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